how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
Happy Birthday Mister President 💋
college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well
"That Chelsea Handler is so wrong. She’s launching a new vodka. It’s flavored with _______. Okay let’s go on over to Anna Nicole Smith."
That cat life.